Can’t. Stop. Giggling.
sammich felge
twenty-one. catholic.
portland/Phoenix.
lover of: life, simple
things, pretty sounds.
veritas lux mea.
@sammichfelge
portland/Phoenix.
lover of: life, simple
things, pretty sounds.
veritas lux mea.
@sammichfelge
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reblogging because this is legitimately something Shelf would make.
Am I the only one who is concerned about how easy these guys are making it for underage pets to get fake IDs?
I don’t need more young amateur drunk cats bumping into me on their way to the bar bathroom then looking at me like I’m the jerk.
Shit I Says
guilty of all of these. so many times over.
“Ow.”
“What the hell is this person doing?”
“I shouldn’t eat that.”
“What the hell is this?”
“I shouldn’t have eaten that.”
“OW.”
“Seriously, what the hell is this person doing?”
“Happy hour.”
“Is this mine?”
“Don’t touch that.”
“I was talking to me.”
“I wish liquor stores did groupons.”
“OH MY GOD OW.”
how funny… it seems my poster would read “born a bastard, always an asshole”
(Source: mostexerent, via tincans)
